Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell (1968)

Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell (Kyuketsuki Gokemidoro), released in 1968, is one of a handful of movies that marked a short-lived and tentative attempt by Japan’s Shochiku studio to tap into the burgeoning science fiction/horror/monster movies market. 

Four of these movies are included in Criterion’s Eclipse Series 37 DVD boxed set When Horror Came to Shochiku.

Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell has very definite claims to being both science fiction and horror. It features both flying saucers and vampires.

It opens with a commercial airliner in trouble. There’s been a bomb threat. There’s a crazed gunman aboard. The sky has turned blood-red. Birds are committing suicide by deliberately flying into the airplane. They’re being shadowed by a UFO. And all this before the opening titles!

The plane crashes in a remote desolate area. There are quite a few survivors but how long they can hold out without any food or water is an open question. There’s also still the problem that there may be one or more murderous crazies among the survivors.

Not surprisingly the survivors do not cope very well.

Then the airliner’s pretty stewardess sees something so weird and terrifying that she can’t even describe it. We, the audience, saw it too and we can understand why she freaked out.

The passengers and crew are being stalked by someone (or something) but while they know they’re up against something sinister they have no idea what it is.

You won’t be surprised to hear that it’s not long before one of the passengers meets an unpleasant end. There’s more terror to come. While they really do face a deadly threat their own fears make things much worse.

The basic plot holds few surprises. What makes this movie interesting is that the survivors are such a weird bunch of people and the interactions between them get a bit bizarre. There’s an obsessed space biologist who is convinced that aliens really exist. There’s a psychiatrist and he’s really enjoying himself - he’s fascinated by the spectacle of people being unable to cope with stress and turning on each other and destroying each other. He’s a rather disturbing guy.

And then there’s a very creepy trio. There’s Mr Mano, a corrupt politician, and there’s crooked defence contractor Mr Tokuyasu and his wife Noriko. Tokuyasu is trying to bribe Mano into awarding his company a huge defence contract. He’s prepared to do anything to get that contract, including offering Noriko’s sexual favours to Mano. Mr Mano makes enthusiastic use of this offer, right there on the plane.

There’s also the pilot. There’s the stewardess, Miss Asakura. And finally there’s a pretty blonde American woman whose husband has just been killed in Vietnam.

Some of the visual effects are a bit crude but some are genuinely striking and creepy, with a definite late 60s psychedelic vibe. Some of the makeup effects work, some don’t. The blood-red sky really does look sinister and unsettling.

This is very much a late 60s movie, which is both a good thing and a bad thing. The bad part is some clumsy political messaging. The attempt to link the Vietnam War with the alien invasion theme is a bit cringe-inducing. The stuff about political corruption is exaggerated to the point of parody.

I did mention vampires, and there are vampires. Of a sort. I suspect the vampire angle may have been included in the hope of making the movie easier to sell in international markets.

There are a couple of moments that are vaguely similar in tone to American sci-fi and horror movies of that era such as Night of the Living Dead (although Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell is much more interesting and imaginative). This is also a movie that at times plays out with a nightmare feel except that it’s real.

Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell manages to be genuinely weird, off-kilter and at times creepy. Recommended.

The 16:9 enhanced DVD transfer is excellent. The film was shot in colour and colour is used very effectively throughout.

Goku Midnight Eye (1989)

Goku Midnight Eye is a 1989 anime OVA directed by Yoshiaki Kawajiri and written by Buichi Terasawa (who also wrote the manga).

An OVA was similar to a TV mini-series but intended for direct-to-video or later direct-to-DVD release. Goku Midnight Eye comprises two roughly hour-long episodes. Despite being intended for direct-to-video release the OVA was a perfectly respectable format in Japan and they were made on reasonably generous budgets. Compared to a TV series they were much less constrained by censorship and could be a lot more daring. Because the budgets were lower than feature film budgets they allowed a bit of risk-taking when it came to subject matter.

Goku Midnight Eye is definitely cyberpunk. And it’s real cyberpunk. The digital technology is not just there to add coolness - it’s integral to the story. The influence of William Gibson is fairly obvious. As in Kawajiri’s Cyber City Oedo 808 we’re dealing with a society that is perhaps a bit too dependent on computers. The danger of over-reliance on computer technology is a common theme in 80s cyberpunk. Of course we now know that those dangers are worse than anyone in the 80s could have imagined.

There’s usually a touch of film noir cynicism and pessimism in cyberpunk. In this case there are slight hints of a fiIm noir aesthetic as well.

Midnight Eye I introduces us to our hero Goku, a private eye (adding to the hardboiled/noir flavour) who used to be a cop. He worked for the S.I.U., a specialised elite unit. 

Various members of Goku’s old squad have recently committed suicide. Too many. Clearly there’s something sinister going on. Goku isn’t a cop any longer so it’s none of his business so naturally he gets himself involved in the case. He teams up with another S.I.U. squad member, a sexy lady named Yoko.

Goku always wears a jacket and tie but never bothers with a shirt. Yes, there is a touch of bad boy rebel to him as well as a definite maverick cop turned lone wolf vibe.

All the cops who killed themselves were investigating a man named Hakuryo, a rich businessman who is probably involved in some very shady dealings.

It doesn’t take long for Goku to encounter the feather lady. She’s very pretty, almost naked and there are these peacock feathers that seem to surround her. The wisest thing is not to look at her but it’s impossible not to. If you do look at her you’re in big trouble.

In an indirect way that’s how Goku loses his left eye. He is given a new one although he has no idea who gave it to him or how or why. It’s not an ordinary eye. It’s not just a bionic eye - it’s much much more than that. Goku is now at least partially a cyborg and he has access to just about every computer in the world.

There’s plenty of action and plenty of impressive visuals.

Midnight Eye II is a rollercoaster action ride. A young woman, Ryoku, hires Goku to save her brother Ryu. Goku has the feeling that she is not telling him the whole truth and is possibly not telling him any truth at all. He soon discovers major holes in her story.

Ryu and Ryoku had been adopted years earlier by a senior military figure. Her brother was supposedly taking part in some top-secret military experiments. It seems that the idea was to turn him into a perfect killing machine. Ryoku believes that Ryu is about to embark on an orgy of violence and destruction.

There’s obviously a lot more to the relationships between these people than meets the eye.

Goku’s problem is that Ryu really is just about unstoppable. Goku has formidable abilities of his own thanks to his computer implant but he’s going to have to find something really special to take on Ryu.

And of course Goku is by no means certain that Ryu truly is evil.

Given that this is a Yoshiaki Kawajiri anime you might be wondering if it’s going to be sleazy, if there will be nudity and sexual kinkiness and if it’s going to cross the boundaries of good taste. You need have no fears. It is indeed sleazy, there is nudity, there’s sexual weirdness and it doesn’t just cross the boundaries of good taste, it rides roughshod over those boundaries.

The motorcycle girl is a highlight. I’m not talking about a girl who rides a motorcycle. She is a motorcycle. She’s a cyborg and she’s part motorcycle.

Goku is a hero with some definite film noir flavouring, and definite affinities with classic Hollywood private eyes of the 40s. He has a fatalistic almost existentialist streak. He’s a romantic and a cynic. He thinks he should keep away from women but he can’t, and they always lead him into trouble. He sticks his nose into things that aren’t his business. He keeps getting knocked down. He keeps getting up again but sometimes he thinks it just isn’t worth it. Given the choice he’d rather save the woman he loves than save the world. Sometimes he thinks that whichever way he jumps he’ll end up losing. He’s an interesting character with a bit of complexity.

The women give off a slight film noir vibe as well. They don’t exactly fit the femme fatale mould but they’re still dangerous dames.

Goku Midnight Eye is very very stylish, very violent, very sexy and very exciting. What more could you want? Highly recommended.

I’ve also reviewed Yoshiaki Kawajiri’s Cyber City Oedo 808 and Wicked City.

Goku Midnight Eye is available on Blu-Ray and it looks great

The Last Romantic Lover (1978)

The Last Romantic Lover was Just Jaeckin’s fourth feature film. His third film, the superb Madame Claude (1977), had represented a slight change in direction. The Last Romantic Lover (based on an original story by Jaeckin) marks a much more radical departure from his earlier work.

Jaeckin was steadily growing in confidence and rapidly becoming one of the interesting film-makers in France. It didn’t do him any good. He was never going to be forgiven by critics for Emmanuelle. French critics were determined not to give him an even break and critics in other countries mostly followed suit. No matter how good his movies were critics were going to despise them. In general he is still unfairly dismissed as a maker of trash movies while critics gush over much less talented and much less interesting directors. The Last Romantic Lover is a wonderful movie that still gets very little attention.

The film begins with a visually stunning sequence of a circus funeral, but the dearly departed is not a human member of the company but the circus’s lion. It’s the first of many off-kilter subtly surreal moments.

The circus faces ruin but the circus’s owner Max (Fernando Rey) has a plan. He will persuade the circus’s lion tamer Pierre Mowgli (Gérard Ismaël) to enter The Last Romantic Lover competition. Pierre will win and the first prize is $30,000 which will pay for a new lion and clear the circus’s debts. There are thousands of entrants in this competition but the circus’s resident clairvoyant has assured Max that Pierre will at least make it to the final twelve.

The competition is the brainchild of magazine editor-publisher Elisabeth (Dayle Haddon). Most reviewers seem to assume it’s a women’s magazine but at one point it’s described as a “tit mag” so it seems more likely it’s a men’s magazine.

Elisabeth believes that women are lacking romance in their lives. The competition will find the country’s greatest romantic lover. Elisabeth is partly right. There is a lack of romance in the modern world. As we will discover Elisabeth feels that romance is lacking in her own life. Elisabeth is right about the importance of romance, but she does not really understand the true meaning of the word. She lives in the shallow fashion/media world. Romance means good-looking sexually desirable men. As the story unfolds she will learn what romance is all about.

The competition occupies the first half of the movie. It’s a lavish stylistic tour-de-force as the men are put through their paces.

Pierre does not want to win, because he knows this is not what romance is all about.

I think it’s a huge mistake to read this as a feminist movie. It’s certainly not feminist in the narrow ideological sense. It’s not anti-feminist either. It has other fish to fry. This is a movie about romance - not just the romantic love between a man and a woman but romance in a much broader sense, romance as an attitude towards life.

There are definitely two entirely separate worlds here. Elisabeth’s world is all about money, fame, success and achievement. She has no time for a proper personal life. At one point when she and her boyfriend make love they have to get it over and done with in 13 minutes so she can get to an important meeting. Sex is like everything else - it has to be done briskly and efficiently and on schedule. Elisabeth can’t figure out why she isn’t happier.

Pierre’s world is the world of the circus. No-one cares about money or fame. The circus people are happy because they are doing what they love. Max runs a circus because it’s in his blood. If he lost the circus he’d die. Pierre can’t imagine wanting to be anything other than a lion tamer.

This might sound strange but at times this movie reminded me just a little of Jean Rollin’s subtle surrealism. There’s a sense that the world of the circus is a world of magic, detached from the everyday world, a world in which things can happen that cannot happen in the real world. It’s a world of romance in the truest and widest sense of the word. All the scenes in the circus have a slight other-worldly feel. Maybe this world is less real than Elisabeth’s world. Maybe it’s more real. There’s a slight fairy tale vibe (which you also get in Rollin’s movies).

This is also a classic romantic comedy which obeys the conventions of that genre. In fact I would describe it as a screwball comedy. There’s more than a hint of Howard Hawks in this film. Jaeckin loved cinema’s past and I’m sure that this is all very deliberate. Elisabeth will have to make an important choice. Her happiness depends on making the right choice. It’s not just a matter of choosing the right man but of choosing the right world.

And then there’s the ending. You’ll have to make up your own mind exactly what it means but I think it’s perfectly in tune with the feel of the movie.

Gérard Ismaël and Dayle Haddon have terrific chemistry. They’re both delightful. Elisabeth is an interesting character. Early on she’s hard-driving and ambitious but she is never a bitch. There’s a certain underlying kindness in her.

There’s almost no nudity and the sex scenes are very restrained (and very romantic and playful).

As much as I adore Gwendoline (and I do absolutely adore it) I think The Last Romantic Lover may now be my favourite Just Jaeckin movie. It really is strange, magical, entrancing and insanely romantic. Jaeckin was one of the best and most innovative French directors of his era and he was certainly the most visually brilliant and stylish. It’s interesting than even his stylishness was held against him, leading to accusations that style was all he had to offer and that his movies lacked substance. This is quite inaccurate and it also misses the point (and it’s a point that a lot of critics miss) that style is crucial. Style is substance.

The Last Romantic Lover is very highly recommended.

The Cult Epics release (on DVD an Blu-Ray) offers an excellent transfer and quite a few extras.

Snapshot (1979)

Snapshot is a 1979 Australian thriller which is a lot more interesting than its reputation would suggest. The surprises here are not the plot twists but the way in which the characters just don’t behave quite like conventional thriller characters.

The opening sequence is rather shocking, with a horrific fire and an hysterical woman. Most of the movie is an extended flashback.

This is a difficult movie to discuss because it has quite a few plot twists and to offer a hint that may prove to be a spoiler for one twist would then spoil the other twists as well, so I’m going to be very vague about the plot.

Angela (Sigrid Thornton) works in a hairdressing salon and she’s always broke. She lives with her mother and her kid sister and the atmosphere at home is very uneasy and very unhealthy.

Her friend Madeline (Chajntal Contouri) a rich successful model. She is trying to persuade Angela to give modelling a try. Angela eventually agrees and is then shocked when her first very well-paid modelling job for an advertising agency requires her to be photographed topless. She is persuaded to do the job and she becomes a minor sensation. She appears to have a glittering modelling career in front of her.

This is where the movie springs its first surprise. We assume this will be yet another movie in which a naïve girl tries to break into modelling and is drawn into a world of sex and debauchery and decadence. But that doesn’t happen. The advertising shots are tasteful and at no time is she pressured into doing girlie magazine stuff or sex movies or anything like that. The photographer who does the shoot is definitely an eccentric but he’s totally harmless. He doesn’t try to exploit or manipulate her.

Angela’s real problem is that someone is stalking her. She’s pretty sure she knows who it is and she’s not overly worried. She think it’s an ex-boyfriend but while he’s persistent and annoying she doesn’t think he would ever try to hurt her. The audience however has seen the opening scene of the movie so we’re more worried than she is.

Angela has another problem to deal with. Madeline wants to put their friendship on a different, shall we say more intimate, level. She wants them to be more than just good friends. Angela isn’t that way inclined.

The stalking becomes a bit scarier. Angela finally figures out that maybe she’s in real trouble but she may be working on a false assumption and may end up putting herself in worse danger.

Eventually we get back to that opening scene.

I think that what a lot of people failed to notice about Snapshot is just how weird it is. People saw it as being a very conventional by-the-numbers thriller, but it’s actually in its own low-key way quite unconventional. It plays around with some of the conventions of the genre. It certainly plays around with the conventions of the psycho killer genre. It sets up straightforward thriller situations but they play out in odd unexpected ways. The problem perhaps is that it’s a movie that needs to be seen a second time to be fully appreciated. On a repeat viewing you notice how often it appears to conform to genre conventions but in subtle ways it doesn’t do so.

The stalker driving a Mr Whippy ice cream van is a wonderful touch. The secret room with all the photos of Angela is an idea that had been used before but the fact that every single square inch of the room, including the floor, is covered by the photos and the fact that they’re all exactly the same photo repeated endlessly makes it striking and especially creepy, and the movie’s major visual set-piece takes place in this room.

Producer Antony I. Ginnane had a big international hit with Patrick in 1978 and another with Thirst in 1979. Snapshot came in between those two films and while it was reasonably successful it wasn’t quite the major hit that had been hoped for. The reasons for this are pretty clear. Snapshot is a bit too low-key for its own good. Compared to European thrillers of its era (and Europe was a major market for Ginnane) it just lacks a bit of edge, it doesn’t have the same adrenalin-rush excitement and it really only has one major visual set-piece.

Snapshot is also an erotic thriller (everything in the plot is driven by erotic obsession) that isn’t very sexy. There is the celebrated Sigrid Thornton topless scene. Interestingly that scene didn’t bother Thornton in the slightest. In fact she got the role because of her relaxed attitude towards nudity. But that’s it for the whole movie. In strictly commercial terms this movie really needed to be a bit raunchier.

The ending is wonderful. I can’t tell you why for fear of spoilers but it does represent a major shift in the entire perspective and tone of the movie.

While it needed to be spiced up a little I liked Snapshot quite a bit. Highly recommended.

Umbrella’s Blu-Ray look great and includes a stack of very worthwhile extras.

Wicked City (1987)

Wicked City is an anime feature from my favourite anime director, Yoshiaki Kawajiri.

It has a definite cyberpunk feel but this is not straightforward cyberpunk. It’s cyberpunk combined with supernatural horror. This is a movie about the confrontation of the human world and the demon world.

Renzaburō Taki is a sales manger for an electronics company but that’s just his cover. He’s actually a secret agent, a Black Guard. His latest assignment is to keep a diplomat alive long enough for a peace treaty to be signed. He’s been given a very pretty female partner. Her name is Makie. She’s from the other side. In other words she’s a demon.

This peace treaty is a peace treaty between the human world and the demon world.

Makie is a Black Guard as well. There are both human and demon Black Guards. Their job is to keep the peace between the two worlds. They’re on the same side.

Anime of this period was certainly influenced by western pop culture, and science fiction anime was definitely influenced by movies like Alien and Blade Runner. This influence however should not be exaggerated. Wicked City is very very Japanese. It reflects a Japanese view of the supernatural. In Japanese folklore for example ghosts are not necessarily evil.

A western movie, especially a British or American movie, dealing with the demon world would reflect Christian concepts of evil and sin. That is not the case with Wicked City. There are good humans and bad humans. There are good demons and bad demons. Most humans and most demons are not simplistically good or evil. Sometimes they just have conflicting agendas. The demon world is strange and alien, but not inherently evil.

In this case there are humans and demons working towards a lasting peace between the two worlds, and there are those who are working against that aim. Those working against it believe they have valid reasons for opposing the peace treaty.

The diplomat requiring protection is a demon, Giuseppe Mayart. Keeping him alive will be a challenge. He’s not very coöperative. He just wants to party. He wants to get drunk and get laid. He’s cheerful but lecherous.

The faction within the demon world that wants to destroy him is very formidable and very determined. And shape-shifting demons are very nasty enemies to tangle with. Their powers are terrifying.

Humans are by no means defenceless. The two worlds have been in contact for many centuries. That contact has been sometimes peaceful, sometimes hostile. For 500 years there has been, mostly, peace. Demons are however a potential threat and humans have developed technologies to counter that threat. That includes high-tech gadgets but it also includes what might be called spiritual technologies.

This movie has quite a few clever plot twists. Things, and people (and demons), are not necessarily as they seem.

There are those who associate 1980s/90s anime with extreme violence and sexual kinkiness, and in some cases that’s quite accurate. Yoshiaki Kawajiri’s animes in particular are often viewed in this light. When viewing Wicked City it’s easy to focus on the outrageous and outré elements, on the graphic violence, the nudity and the kinky demon sex. All those things are there, but this is also a very romantic movie. It’s sometimes horrifying and grim but it’s never nihilistic and there’s no sense of despair.

This is a love story, and that doesn’t mean it has a romance sub-plot tacked on. The love story is the core of the movie.

This is an adult anime but that doesn’t just mean nudity and sex. It means a grown-up complex approach to emotional issues and it means complex characters who learn things about themselves. Taki comes to accept that he really is an incurable romantic and he will put love ahead of duty, which inevitably leads him to question his line of work. He also has to learn to cope with a sexual and emotional attraction to a demon woman.

Makie is a demon woman but she’s as much a woman as a demon. Right from the start she is a very female character. She has a woman’s sexual desires and a woman’s emotional needs. What she has to do is figure out how to deal with the fact that she may have fallen in love with a human man. Taki and Makie both have to adapt to a situation that they find strange and bewildering.

There’s also a spiritual dimension to this movie. This becomes more and more obvious towards the end but I won’t say more for fear of revealing spoilers.

Mercifully this movie avoids politics altogether. It has much more important and interesting themes to deal with.

Like all of Kawajiri’s animes Wicked City is visually impressive. It has an aesthetic that combines some cyberpunk elements with some urban thriller elements and a touch of the gothic.

Wicked City looks great on Blu-Ray. Incidentally the 1.37:1 aspect ratio is indeed the correct aspect ratio.

Wicked City is exciting and action-packed, visually stunning, intelligent and provocative and emotionally nuanced. This is a great movie. Very highly recommended.

The Phantom of the Monastery (1934)

The Phantom of the Monastery (El fantasma del convento) is a 1934 Mexican gothic horror movie. I’m a huge fan of the Mexican gothic horrors of the 50s but I had no idea that the roots of the genre went back so far in that country.

Eduardo (Carlos Villatoro), his wife Cristina (Marta Roel) and their friend Alfonso (Enrique del Campo), are tramping through a forest and they’re hopelessly lost. Alfonso mentions that there should be an abandoned monastery nearby. If they can find it they’ll have shelter for the night. A strange old guy, accompanied by a huge dog named Shadow, suddenly appears. He leads them to the monastery and then disappears.

Oddly enough the monastery doesn’t seem to be abandoned after all. The three wayfarers are tired, cold and hungry and they’re grateful when they’re invited to stay the night.

The atmosphere at the monastery is rather oppressive and just a tad creepy. Director Fernando de Fuentes isn’t in any great hurry. He’s content to build a spooky disturbing mood gradually and subtly but he knows what he’s doing.

It’s hard to say exactly what it is about the monastery that worries our trio of lost trampers, but there are various little things that just seem somehow wrong or odd.

The dog Shadow lives in the monastery. The Father Prior assures his three guests that the dog has never in his life set foot outside the monastery, but just a few hours earlier they saw him in the woods.

The monks seem to be just a little uncomfortable with their three guests. It also becomes increasingly clear that there are strange things going on in the monastery. The monks are worried about something. There are secrets here. There’s a locked cell from which strange noises are heard. There may well be something evil here.

The viewer will very quickly work out what one of the secrets is, but that knowledge just raises further questions. It’s also not clear whether the monks are sinister or whether they are fighting against some evil.

To add a complication it’s obvious that Cristina thinks Alfonso is much more of a real man than her husband. If Cristina and Alfonso are not having an affair the idea has certainly crossed their minds. This is not just a minor romance sub-plot to add some extra interest. The romantic triangle is an absolutely crucial plot element and it is intimately connected with the horror plot.

The sexual tension between Cristina and Alfonso seems to be reaching crisis point and one has to start wondering if the atmosphere of the monastery is influencing their behaviour, or whether there may be a supernatural influence as well. If there’s evil here it may feed off sexual tensions, or it may trigger those tensions. Cristina initially appeared to be a respectable married woman but now she’s behaving like a temptress. The interesting question is whether this is a repressed part of her nature coming to the fore or whether she’s responding to some kind of sinister supernatural influence.


There’s plenty of ambiguity in this movie. To find out whether this ambiguity is resolved or not you’ll have to watch the movie since I’m not going to risk spoilers.

I think the ending is quite satisfactory.

The acting is a mixed bag. Enrique del Campo as Alfonso is a bit melodramatic at times but this is a horror film so that’s not necessarily a serious weakness. The standout performance comes from Marta Roel as Cristina, a woman who is perhaps a temptress or perhaps a victim of temptation.

The visuals are in their own way just as impressive as those in the contemporary Universal horror movies but in a very different style. It’s much more austere, but very creepy.

What really stands out is that this movie is nothing like the Universal horror movies of the same period. Both stylistically and thematically it’s totally distinctive. There’s a mood of religious fanaticism in the monastery which you obviously don’t find in any of the Universal horror films.

This is low-key slow-burn grown-up horror and it involves grown-up relationships that are totally integral to the horror plot. It’s closer in feel to the Val Lewton horror films of the 40s but this was made a decade before the Lewton films. It took Hollywood ten years to catch up with what the Mexicans were doing in 1934.

It’s also noticeable that this is a movie made by people who were not merely competent but also confident. They had their own vision of what a horror movie could be and they were going for it.

I’m not suggesting that this film is better than the 30s Universal movies - it’s just very different in interesting ways and for that reason it’s highly recommended.

The Powerhouse Indicator Blu-Ray offers a very nice transfer with an excellent audio commentary by Stephen Jones and Kim Newman.

The Young Seducers (1971)

The Young Seducers (Blutjunge Verführerinnen) is a 1971 softcore erotic film written and directed by Erwin C. Dietrich.

Dietrich was a legendary Swiss film director, producer and entrepreneur. He achieved huge success with exploitation movies and later had significant mainstream success as a producer. His erotic movies might not be high art but Dietrich knew how to achieve a classy feel on very low budgets.

The Young Seducers really has no plot at all. A sex magazine is planning a new series of feature articles about young women who seduce men. The various staff writers toss around ideas based on cases they’ve heard about it and we see these scenarios played out. The movie is a series of very brief erotic vignettes.

There’s a girl who seduces an artist. He didn’t think women were an interesting subject to paint but this young lady changes his mind, and as a result he finally achieves success as a painter.

There’s a gas station that decides that rather than give away free gifts which people really don’t away they’ll offer their customers something they do want. While their cars are getting the full service the customers get the full service as well, from Angela. She might not show much enthusiasm but she’s undeniably efficient. She knows to get a man’s motor running. And the gas station starts selling an awful lot of fuel. Some guys find that they need to fill up every day.

There’s a girl who tries to blackmail her chemistry teacher into taking her to bed.

And another girl who is taking piano lessons and persuades her lady piano teacher that there are things that are more fun than tickling the ivories. They could take nude photos of each other. This gets them both a bit over-excited and you can imagine what happens next.

The next segment purports to be a retelling of the Hans Christian Andersen fairytale The Princess and the Pea although I don’t think Anderson would have recognised this version. A princess is riding the bus and thinks one of the male passengers might be a prince. What she needs to know is if he has a large pea. He assures her that he has an impressively large pea and proceeds to demonstrate this. While they’re riding the bus she’s riding his pea. This segment is at least an attempt to add a bit of humour.

In the next segment a young lady meets a Danish footballer in an electronics store. She’s there to buy a battery for her vibrator. Again there’s a vague attempt at humour. She finds that with a handsome muscle-bound Danish footballer who needs a vibrator?

Then we move to the world of the theatre. An actor playing Romeo is visited by a female fan wanting an autograph, but she wants more than an autograph.

Four athletes are looking for entertainment and they find a girl willing to oblige, in a barn. She dances for them and then offers them some real entertainment. They like a good workout, and so does she.

The framing story about the reporters takes a bit of a twist at the end. It turns out that they’ve been doing some in-depth in-the-field research.

It’s all just an excuse to get some very pretty actresses naked. And they’re very pretty indeed and one of them is Ingrid Steeger, something of a European sexploitation legend. And they’re very naked. There’s a great deal of frontal nudity.

It’s all much too silly and good-natured to be offensive, although I’m sure it would outrage plenty of people today.

There’s no substance at all to this movie but it doesn’t pretend to offer anything more than skin and a few laughs. This was a more innocent age, in which sex could be treated as fun. If you like European skin-flicks it’s recommended.

I’ve reviewed a couple of Dietrich’s other movies. In 1980 with Women of Inferno Island (AKA Caged Women AKA Gefangene Frauen) which starred Brigitte Lahaie he achieved something I would have considered impossible - he made a bright and breezy feelgood women-in-prison movie which I highly recommend. And Rolls-Royce Baby (1975, with Lina Romay) is stylish erotica.

The German Blu-Ray release looks very nice and offers the English-dubbed version with removable German subtitles as an option.

Yor: The Hunter from the Future (1983)

I always get excited when I see the words “directed by Antonio Margheriti” in a movie’s credits. It invariably means I’m in for a good time. I have no problems with profound movies and arty movies but sometimes you just want the cinematic equivalent of a burger and fries. Antonio Margheriti understood this and he would do you a great burger and fries and throw in a thick shake as well. I respect that.

Yor: The Hunter from the Future came out in 1983. I love the fact that we don’t get an introduction explaining what’s going on. Margheriti is confident he can entertain us enough to keep us watching and that it will be more fun to find these things out slowly.

At the beginning we don’t know if we’re on Earth or some other planet and we don’t know if we’re in the distant past or the distant future. We do know that things are pretty primitive.

We’re introduced to a tribe who are more or less at a Stone Age level of culture. They are however reasonably peaceful and friendly. They’re certainly friendly towards a mysterious stranger named Yor (Reb Brown). He’s just saved the life of Kalaa (Corinne Cléry). She’s a total babe and when he returns to her village with her and sees her dancing and sees the way she moves her hips he’s comprehensively smitten. She thinks he’s pretty nice as well. She knows a hero when she sees one and Yor is definitely a hero.

Yor has a medallion that he wears around his neck. He has no idea what it is but he’s certain that it’s important.

Disaster is however about to strike. There’s another tribe, a tribe of beast-men, and they’re not the least bit peaceful or friendly. They raid the village of Kalaa’s tribe, slaughter the men and carry off the women.

There are lots of dangers to worry about. The dinosaurs for starters. But there are worse things than dinosaurs.

There’s another tribe living out in the desert. Their queen is reputed to have magical powers. They worship her as a goddess. She’s blonde and beautiful. Yor falls for her in a big way.

Yor might be a hero but he doesn’t know too much about women. He doesn’t know enough to realise that these two chicks are going to be trying to scratch each other’s eyes out. Kalaa is a very jealous woman and as far as she’s concerned Yor is her man.

Yor has always had a feeling that there is something important he must do. There is a secret that he must unravel. He has a Destiny.

There’s yet another tribe living by the sea, and sure enough there’s another babe anxious to throw herself at Yor. And there’s a Mysterious Island, which might provide the answers for which Yor has been searching.

I’m being very vague about the plot because it’s ingenious and rather cool and it’s more fun to see it unfold gradually (although the posters give some of it away).

Suffice to say that this is not quite the prehistoric adventure movie it seemed to be at the beginning.

There are people on the island and they’re very different from the other inhabitants of this world. They’re definitely not Stone Age people. There are robots and rayguns. There’s also an insane and very twisted villain. He is Overlord. He has minions, and very nasty they are too.

This movie started life as a four-part Italian television series. It was edited down to less than half its original length for feature film release. The plot is still perfectly coherent (rather crazy but it does make sense).

This film may not have had anything like a Hollywood budget but it’s visually very impressive. Imagination and flair (which this movie has in abundance) always count for more than money. Best of all this was 1983 so there’s no CGI. The special effects are old school but they work just fine.

This film is fast-moving and action-packed. It has a big dumb but likeable hero. It has feisty sexy females. It looks terrific. It boasts some great location shooting (in Turkey). It has monsters and villains. It has crazy twists and turns as Yor figures out what’s going on. It’s lots of fun. A total blast from start to finish. Very highly recommended.

Reb Brown isn’t much of an actor but he’s energetic and has a certain naïve charm and you can’t help liking him. John Steiner oozes slimy evil menace as Overlord. Corinne Cléry is a fine heroine. She is best-known for The Story of O (1975), one of the best erotic movies ever made. She’s also in Lucio Fulci’s The Devil’s Honey (1986) which is an absolute must-see movie.

I’ve reviewed a number of Antonio Margheriti’s films including his giallo Naked You Die (1968) and his amazing science fiction films The Wild, Wild Planet (1966) and The Snow Devils (1967).

The Mole People (1956)

The Mole People is a 1956 Universal-International science fiction B-movie.

An archaeological expedition has made some surprising finds regarding a very obscure dynasty. I’m not sure where this is supposed to be taking place. They find a Sumerian inscription so one would guess Mesopotamia but it looks more like the Himalayas. After an earthquake they make another find - a very ancient oil lamp with another inscription which suggests that if they climb a rather forbidding mountain they will make some very exciting finds.

Three archaeologists - Dr Roger Bentley (B-movie stalwart John Agar), Dr Jud Bellamin (Hugh Beaumont) and Professor Etienne Lafarge (Nestor Paiva) - make the climb. They do find something pretty startling - an ancient city. And it’s inhabited. The people are still stuck in the Sumerian era and they’re superstitious and suspicious of strangers. In fact they don’t believe that strangers can exist. Their city is to them the entire world. Luckily, after first deciding to kill them, the king changes his mind and decides that these strangers must be messengers from the goddess Ishtar.

The city is located beneath the surface of the Earth, as a result of a catastrophic volcanic eruption five thousand years ago.

The city’s population is extremely small but there are also the Creatures of the Dark (they’re the mole people of the title although they’re never referred to as such). They were once human. Now they’re slaves.

The problem for the archaeologists is to keep the king thinking that they’re divine messengers. The high priest (played Alan Napier) doesn’t buy their story at all and favours killing them. Before killing them he wants their magic cylinder that contains Ishtar’s divine fire. It’s actually just an ordinary torch (or flashlight for American readers). It would be useful to keep the slaves in line. The inhabitants of this buried city cannot tolerate bright light. It terrifies them and can kill them.

Of course there’s a girl, Adad (Cynthia Patrick). She’s a slave. She’s not one of the mole people but she is one of the Marked Ones, who are presumably mutants of a sort. She certainly doesn’t look like a mutant. She’s blonde and cute and Dr Bentley is immediately smitten.

There are some dangers to be faced but there’s really very little action. This is a movie that doesn’t manage to create a great deal in the way of excitement or suspense.

The special effects are mostly very cheap although there are occasional effects shots that work. Matte paintings are used a great deal. It’s a technique I usually like but in this case the matte paintings are rather crude.

The disappearing into the ground trick however is pretty cool and works well on screen. The mole people are just guys in rubber suits but they look quite cool as well.

The acting is standard B-movie stuff, apart from Alan Napier who manages to be creepy and sinister and menacing. You get the feeling that this high priest enjoys putting people to death.

The basic idea is fine (in fact quite good) and while the script doesn’t do anything dazzling with it it’s serviceable enough. There is a surprising touch at the end.

Virgil W. Vogel directed. He spent most of his directing career working in television. A year after this film he directed the very entertaining lost world movie The Land Unknown (1957).

If you accept the fact that everything looks very artificial then this movie is a lot more enjoyable. In the scenes in the mine the artificiality becomes a definite asset, creating a nightmare underworld atmosphere.

Despite its faults and a certain talkiness this is an oddly likeable movie. It’s no masterpiece but it is reasonably good fun if you love 50s monsters movies and lost civilisation tales. Recommended.

This film is included in Universal’s five-movie Classic Sci-Fi Ultimate Collection DVD boxed set. The Mole People gets an acceptable transfer. It’s presented in 1.37:1. The movie was shot in black-and-white. It has I believe subsequently had a Blu-Ray release.

RoboCop (1987)

RoboCop was not technically Paul Verhoeven’s first U.S. film (and he’d been directing features for years in the Netherlands) but it was the movie that put him on the map in a big way.

This is a dystopian cyberpunk science fiction thriller but in tone it’s a million miles away from the most famous dystopian cyberpunk science fiction thriller of the 80s, Blade Runner. RoboCop, disturbingly but interestingly, adds a lot of comic touches to an otherwise rather dark tale.

Alex Murphy (Peter Weller) is a Detroit cop who has just been assigned to the toughest precinct in a city in which violent crime is totally out of control. What he doesn’t know is that he has been set up to be killed. The Detroit Police Department is now controlled by a private corporation, Omni Consumer Products (OCP). The corporation is about to demolish the entire city and build a brand new high-tech city (to be called Delta City) on the site. To carry out their plan they need total control, including total control of law enforcement. The potential profits are enormous.

They intend to reduce the costs of policing to a bare minimum. Their initial idea was to build law enforcement robots but the prototype developed a very unfortunate glitch. Just a minor bug in the system - it blew away a OCP executive for no reason at all. It put about two hundred bullets into the guy.

An ambitious mid-level exec has a better idea - cyborg cops. To build a cyborg cop you first need a real cop who is as close to being dead as possible. They’ve selected some promising candidates, like Alex Murphy, and assigned them to duties where the possibility of being killed becomes practically a certainty. Much to OCP’s joy Alex Murphy is soon blown apart by criminals. Now there’s not much left that’s salvageable, but enough for their purposes. Alex Murphy will become the prototype RoboCop.

RoboCop’s brain is part human and part electronic. His personal memories have been erased but his policing expertise and experience is still there because those things are useful. His personality has been all but destroyed because it’s not useful to OCP. At least in theory Alex’s personality has been destroyed but whether that’s true in practice remains to be seen.

We, the audience, know who shot Murphy. It was a very nasty crime lord named Clarence Boddicker (Kurtwood Smith). Boddicker and his goons tortured Murphy first, in a scene in which Verhoeven portrays Murphy as a kind of Christ figure (Verhoeven states this in the audio commentary so it’s not speculation on my part).

RoboCop is not supposed to have any memories but he does have some incoherent images in his mind of his catastrophic encounter with Clarence Boddicker. RoboCop is not supposed to have any personal feelings but he develops an obsession with these disjointed memories.

Murphy’s partner on that fatal night had been Officer Anne Lewis (Nancy Allen). She doesn’t know that RoboCop is Murphy but she suspects that maybe he could be.

When it comes to cleaning up crime RoboCop is a huge success.

There are power struggles within OCP, with ambitious executives happy to stab each other in the back to get to the top. RoboCop’s success or failure can mean the difference between success and failure for some very ruthless men. For Bob Morton (Miguel Ferrer) there’s a great deal at stake - his entire career. It would be a disaster if RoboCop developed any glitches. Glitches like remembering what happened on that fateful night. RoboCop might then embark on a campaign of revenge.

This is an exciting adrenalin-rush action movie but there’s a lot more going on. There’s a lot of black humour. There’s satire here as well. Now it has to be said that Verhoeven’s approach to satire is subtle in the way being hit by a baseball bat is subtle. On the other hand it is undeniably effective. It works because, like any good satire, it’s accurate. It’s just an exaggeration of things that we feel to be true.

There’s also a surprising amount of emotion. Machines don’t feel emotions but men do and while OCP thinks of RoboCop as a machine that’s not quite the case. RoboCop doesn’t quite understand his emotions because his memories are so fragmentary but he does have emotions, as we discover in one extremely powerful and effective scene in what was once Murphy’s house.

This is a dystopian future with an unsettling degree of plausibility. In 1987 a society under the boot heel of advanced digital technology really was science fiction. Today it’s everyday reality.

It’s all done with old school special effects - things like matte paintings and miniatures and stop-motion animation. RoboCop isn’t a CGI effect - he’s actor Peter Weller in a very elaborate rubber suit. This gives the movie a feeling of solidity, of reality, that you just don’t get with modern CGI. We really do understand that RoboCop is still to some degree a man rather than a mere machine. The problem is that RoboCop doesn’t know to what extent he’s still human.

A very similar idea would be developed in a slightly different way a few years later in the superb Japanese sci-fi anime movie Ghost in the Shell (1995).

RoboCop is an intelligent science fiction action movie with some interesting emotional nuance. Highly recommended.

The edition I saw was the Director’s Cut Blu-Ray which looks great and is packed with extras.